Funniest College Football Story of the Day

West Virginia sophomore tailback Steve Slaton grew up wanting to go to Maryland.

He got a scholarship offer from Maryland.

His scholarship got rescinded from Maryland.

He went to West Virginia (cue the banjos).

Steve Slaton is averaging 154 yards per game in 2006.

What is Terrapins coach Ralph Friedgen (aka Fatso) reasoning behind rescinding Slaton’s scholarship? "I just had too many running backs."

I hope West Virginia wipes the floor with Terp Nation.